Since when were 'Toga Parties' cool?

Wot da fuk!?

I must have been living under a rock or something, because recently teenaged girls at my school are suddenly talking all things toga. My friends and I have been invited to one early April, and we can think of about a thousand better things to do with our time, but we're tagging along to see what toga parties are all about.

We'll get a whole bunch of photos, post them, and the verdict will be out early April.

Because our opinion on toga parties will be crucial to your internet browsing.