http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExCg3eLA5gU
He used to be so reliable. He had a weird voice and was a wee bit creepy but come on, we still loved him. Then all these rumours about him turning to hip-hop, it’s like he is having a mid life crisis and he has swapped a Porsche, a divorce and a new, hot, half Latino, half Russian, 19 yr old girlfriend for baggy pants, a nose full of coke and a Rasputin beard, which doesn’t even work for the rap thing unless your you’re Matisyahu.
Who is totally orthodox, so it’s all good.
Some people say Joaquin’s transformation is a hoax. (Or at least hope it is.)
I don’t. Not enough of our celebrities have such an absurd, catastrophic and hilarious fall from grace.
Keep it up Joaquin. We are on your side, unlike that Letterman dick.
