Showing posts with label Teens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teens. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

xxSNIPERHOTTIExx

A brief story for you all in one of my favourite genres, books aimed at boys 11-15 who don’t like reading and are about the armed forces or snipers.


One dark night.


One man shrouded in the darkness of his camouflaged gear. An unseen assassin in a night of inky blackness. In the lagoon below the President of Chile’s holiday house, his balaclavaed head broke the surface of the water. His wescolt 4563 model followed quickly after, water resistant to 200 metres. He spied the president and his mistress with his canon infrared 436 chinchillakilla night-vision goggles.


He fired one shot. It was true. The entry point was in the back of the Presidents head, the exit wound was through his nose then into the next entry wound of the women’s hip.


But our hero didn’t see this. He was already away miles down river. The only thing that would connect him to this crime was the particular bullets he used, Barrel nosed 382’s but he would be in international waters long before the secret police knew anything had happened.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Teen dies after punching window...

"A 16-year-old youth found dead in Ngaruwahia bled to death after cutting his arm punching a window, police say.... injuries had occurred after he punched a glass window at the Fire Station, he said... revealed the 16-year-old died as a result of severe blood loss resulting from a cut to the Brachial Artery of his right arm..."

FUCKIN' HARDCORE.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

White lines... Do them?

What happened to Joaquin?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExCg3eLA5gU


He used to be so reliable. He had a weird voice and was a wee bit creepy but come on, we still loved him. Then all these rumours about him turning to hip-hop, it’s like he is having a mid life crisis and he has swapped a Porsche, a divorce and a new, hot, half Latino, half Russian, 19 yr old girlfriend for baggy pants, a nose full of coke and a Rasputin beard, which doesn’t even work for the rap thing unless your you’re Matisyahu.









Who is totally orthodox, so it’s all good.




Some people say Joaquin’s transformation is a hoax. (Or at least hope it is.)

I don’t. Not enough of our celebrities have such an absurd, catastrophic and hilarious fall from grace.

Keep it up Joaquin. We are on your side, unlike that Letterman dick.