on livingXL.com you can purchase:
-A toilet seat with what looks like scaffolding fastened to it so you can get your fat fuck ass up and off this thing without having to worry that you're going to end up with shattered porcelain embedded in yr bo'sack.
- A long rod with a pair off nail clippers attached because there's no way you're going to be reaching your toes for anything less motivating than someone with a gun to your head and even then the chances are slim.
-There's also a rod for wiping your ass with
-A hammock that utilizes the same mater
ial and methods as fucking golden gate bridge
-A shower curtain that curves in the middle so you can shower without your pudgy little belly touching the curtain
-A bench that straddles the side of the bath tub in case the journey from your mobility scooter to tub becomes too exhausting and you need a rest
-scales that have a 1000lb weight capacity so you know when it's time to upgrade your bathtub transfer bench to something a little more sturdy
-A variety of garments that go up sizes XXXXXXL (other wise known as a "shame tarp")
-In order to store your XXXXXXL garments you're going to need some coat hangers with the wing span of an albatross and they just so h
appen to stock them aswell
Happy shopping readers!
What's that? your fingies are too pudgie to enter
your credit card number?! I have a solution!
Might have to make do with a piece of pocky till this baby arrives