Learnin' from our Pokebro's

So I was thinking about Pokemon the other day, and I realised there's actually a lot we can learn from our Pokebro's and Pokepal's...

The games especially mimic current Christchurch society, here's why:

• Just about everybody scraps on sight
• Your mother always spends your fucking money on useless shit
• The fact you have no father is never mentioned
• If you beat some Pokebro he gives you Pokecash, this is known as 'mugging'
• All the radio stations are terrible
• Over half of the people you meet are overweight
• Most Pokemon are homeless

Mostly it's just funny playing through the game I used to play as a nine year old and laughing at all the shit the creators never considered.

Pokebro on Pokebro - Fuck him up with your cage.