Thursday, January 22, 2009

Evidently Rutland-town

Gangs have always had a place on our Earth, ranging from the notorious highwaymen in the 1700's to modern day gangs in South Auckland. But one breed of gang that the world has yet lay eyes on are 'online gangs' such as the recently formed online neo-gang 'The Riders of Rutland'.

There's no question that this notorious online no-named group of bandits cause trouble and indulge in the odd bit of michief, but where can you find the Riders of Rutland? And what are their beliefs?







These bullet points we know are fact:

The Riders of Rutland are a non-terrorist group,
The Riders of Rutland are strongly patriotic in the online sense,
The Riders of Rutland are non-violent in R.L (Real Life) but are extremely violent and agressive online.
The Riders of Rutland's name is believed to have come from the street 'Rutland Street' located in North/Eastern Papanui, Christchurch.


Even now, little is known about the Riders of Rutland as they are highly elusive due to the minimal population of the gang although it is known that they plague the internet as well as online games such as World of Warcraft and Halo 3.

But how will you recognise a member of the Riders of Rutland? And what will you do when they begin their reign of terror upon you?

Firstly, remain calm, the Riders of R utland will be unable to grief you continually as more often than not you won't be the only target.
You will be able to recognise a member of the gang by their signature insults such as:

"Welcome to the pro-zone!!"
"Faggot!"
"Learn to play the game, dick"
"Pussy, yeeeaaaaah!"

That said it is unlikely that you'll encounter the Riders of Rutland on more than one occasion, the internet is a large and ever expanding universe, mind you there is no telling when they may strike.





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