Thursday, January 22, 2009

Poetry: The being 12 blues

Fuck mum
Fuck my step dad
Fuck my sister jodie when she is always being a bitch and shit
Fuck my teacher because he is always being a dick to me and he look like a gay
Fuck the hairdresser always doing what mum says and not me
Fuck my mum coming home drunk and falling on my playstation
Fuck my step dad for telling her not to buy me a new one
Fuck my step dad again for blaming the porn mum found on the computer on me
Fuck like having to bike to school and shit
Fuck my friend Quade always lying about how rare his yu-gi-oh cards are
Fuck having to read this WHOLE book at school because the book is gay and like about some dumb bitch
Fuck like having to use my sports shoes as my skate shoes
Fuck like Stacey being a slut and always like giving handjobs to like heaps of guys even though we were going out
Fuck when i like go to grandma's we always have to watch the gay as news and shit
Fuck like Helen clark for being a lesbo bitch and always like arresting guys just coz they have skylines and shit
Fuck that gay shit baby music my sister listens to
Fuck mum for not buying me eminems new album just coz it has like swearing and shit. She doesn't know that it has like real good lyrics that have like fully heaps of meanings and shit

By jayden

1 comment:

Charlie said...

IS JAYDEN A REAL PERSON
IS THIS A REAL POEM?
either way
george you rule

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