DRAMADRAMADRAMA: A RADIO PLAY

I was listening to podcasts the other day and wondered if there were any radio play style podcasts. I haven't researched this and i don't plan as it sounds stupid. Then Jack recently came up to me and told me that he plans to make a stage play called DRAMADRAMADRAMA. A bromantic dramedy he called it. Of course Jack was never actually going to make a stage play called DRAMADRAMADRAMA but it was still funny. This inspired me to turn this idea into a radio play instead. "BUT RADIO PLAYS R OLD/GAY! YOU SCREAM!" Not if i make them about issues young people care about. "BUT WE DNT CARE ABOWT THINGS!!!!HOW CAN U MAKE US CARE!!!!WE HAVE GREW UP ON SOUTH PARK WE CARE ABOUT NOTHING!!!!" You do though, you just don't know it yet. You express yourselves daily. ON BEBO. A story is born.

EPISODE 1-

NARRATOR: A group on gangly teenage boys sit around the breakfast table. two of them looking a little worse 4 wear.

BROOKE: u guys r so irresponsible. i cant believe you got "intoxicated". i am very hurt that you betrayed my trust.

TONY: it is fine man. U haz got to live a little sometimes. live life 2 tha' full. Never back down.

BROOKE: You&james drankd a whole bottle of gin. And were goin' crazy offending' my sensibilities&then you put the pictures on tha' internet. These thing r harmful 2 society&maybe you should think about ur actions b4 you do them. Wen u luze ur inhibitions u do hurtful things lyk tell "amily" that u lurv here even tho u have a GF. Lurv is a strong word but i really really really think u r a nice guy bt maybe ur drinkin' has got out of hand.

TONY:Maybe u r right. i do get dranked at least once a term. and maybe i am not thinkin' about tha' consequences. I am a strong aetheist so i can't do what jesus would do so maybe i will have to do what matt from the "attitude" seminar at school. WWMFTASD? would do but it would be hard to make it into a bracelet.

SAM:gettin' dranked is awesum i once got dranked and passed&u guys took a picture. It was a good experience that i wud like to repeat but my parents r gettin me down. Brooke sometime u r too hi strung& maybe this is bad for mind as you could develop a stress disorder later in life.&tony i think that your WWMFTASD? bracelet is a dumb idea because i hate jesus coz he isnt even tha' sun of god and that is too much like those gay WWJD? things.

BROOKE:I thought use was upstandin citizens bt then u got very dranked&I am not sure what to think anymore. Growing up is hard enuf without havin' to make moral judgements and "life choices". MY parents would probably not want me 2 hang and chill with you anymore if they knew and the band was just about to make it big imo.

TONY:OMG i was so tied up in myself&having gud tymz that i forgot about the joys of making music. I was jst beginning to "find myself" as a song writer&i went off the rails. ROK&roll can do bad things to people like in the movie "almost famous" and the guy jumps off the roof with no regard to how his actions might affect his relationships.He as also on a mind altering substance that would maybe also damage his future.

SAM:RELIGION IS AMIND ALTERING SUBSTANCE.

BROOKE:Tony, what r u gonna do about amily. She thinks that u lurv when maybe u didnt mean it all&if ur GF finds out she mite dump u. U shud keep her because u guys had a good thing going coz u like the same music and hookup three times a week on average.

TONY:True. Three hookups a week is good but maybe she is not the girl for me. BUT I DNT KNO. She is the safe option as far as hookups go but amily is mayb the "1".

SAM: Hopefully not the one like neo from the matrix because that has many "allusions" to tha' bible which i am against.

TONY:"it ain't easy 2 beeee meee"-five for fighting


The end

That would be a pretty short radio play. i will make five for fighting quotes a reoccuring motif because they are a band that people still like a lot.