Sunday, March 15, 2009

"yeah bro i fucking hate it how religions are always shoving these huge diatribes in our faces tryin' to convert us&shit"

I hate atheists. Not all atheists just people you know are atheists(this is making me seem like someone who goes to easter camp for the prayer sessions or some shit. I just hope you know the kind of people I am talking about). If someone is all talking about how they are an atheist and alluding to how that makes them smarter somehow then you should either try to fight this person (preferably an altar side throw down ending with you drowning them int he baptismal font) or maybe you could find an article they wrote about atheism and post on your blog. Although the guy who wrote this is perhaps one of the few people at school who i could maybe win a fight against (mainly because i would have the help of his gf who seems to hate him for some reason) I'm gonna post his "editorial" that i found in school magazine section of the email archives.

I'm not actually sure why i am posting this because it is so long and boring. Maybe i won't. How about an article Sarah Argyle wrote on smoking? Yeah, that sounds better.


THIS WAS APPARENTLY LIKE "OMG MAN THAT'S BRUTAL".I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. THERE WAS ONLY ONE WORTHWHILE LINE REALLY. "1/3 OF ALL CHINESE PEOPLE WILL DIE OF SMOKING BY THE YEAR 2050"-SARAH ARGYLE. THKS FR TH MMRS.




1 comment:

questionably josh said...

In photography today about 2/3rds of the class started a huge yelling match about God Vs. the Big Bang. it was simply amazing to see people yelling so lound about something neither can ever hope to prove.

then someone said "you can't comprehend the universe!" and suddenly the arguement swung to "can you think about nothing?" which was odd.

I imagine God vs. the big bang would be like God vs. an Electrode who only has pp enough to use self destruct.

pretty sure God would have some kind of thunder resistance, but the Electrode may have used endure the turn before, so it could go either way.