Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A dangerous move for tvnz?

Attention all!


New Zealand television has done it again!


After such classics as 'Neighbours at War' and 'Motorway Patrol' as well as the critically acclaimed 'Piha Rescue' we can now proudly add 'Who Dares Wins' to our list of embarassing television shows!


I'm sure you all remember the original Who Dares Wins show set in Australia, and hosted by none other than the legendary pedophile, Mike Whitney:


Each of us remember the good old days where dear old Mike Whitney would pay a random passer by a fair sum of $50 to do absolutely anything he asked...

Mike Whitney: You! Suck my dick! Fifty dollars...
Passer By: Wha-
Mike Whitey: Come on, who dares wins!
Passer By: Oooh, alright then!

Furthermore, the New Zealand version will be hosted by none other than minor drug offender Mark Ellis and Treasure Island celebrity Lana Coc-Kroft.

There is a God.


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