Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Rules for rugby practise with Mark Roberts:

1) Don't be a fucking fag

2) Always get in the ruck/scrum despite any circumstance which may prohibit

3) No leaving rugby practise early to build sniper turrets with the wooden planks at Mayfield school

4) Pass the ball regularly to Jake because he's way better than everyone else and is really tough

5) If you don't pay subs fuck off (especially Tione who never pays his subs or vet fees)

6) No kicking practise as scrums are more important

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